Here’s a few gems;
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
I decided to make a poster in honor of his toughness.
Edit** I just saw the headline on MSN “What really killed the Dinosaurs?” DON’T THEY KNOW? It was the Chuck Norrisaurus!!!by