Ode to Chuck Norris

I don’t know when or how it happened, but Chuck Norris is the toughest man alive! Today my friend Jess posted the link to Chuck Norris Facts and I was AMAZED at the knowledge contained on the site.

Here’s a few gems;

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

I decided to make a poster in honor of his toughness.

norrisaurus

Edit** I just saw the headline on MSN “What really killed the Dinosaurs?” DON’T THEY KNOW? It was the Chuck Norrisaurus!!!

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3 Responses

  1. Jennifer says:

    YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL! MAN I LOVE YOU!

  2. Clint says:

    There was a period of about 1-2 months at my work where everyday one of my co-workers sent out a Chuck Norris fact. Never a dull moment with Chuck!

  3. Spencer says:

    I don’t mind if you use the blog photos, just be sure you link back and give me credit. 😀

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