Ode to Chuck Norris
Writing by Spencer on Monday, 12 of November , 2007 at 4:38 pm
I don’t know when or how it happened, but Chuck Norris is the toughest man alive! Today my friend Jess posted the link to Chuck Norris Facts and I was AMAZED at the knowledge contained on the site.
Here’s a few gems;
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
I decided to make a poster in honor of his toughness.
Edit** I just saw the headline on MSN “What really killed the Dinosaurs?” DON’T THEY KNOW? It was the Chuck Norrisaurus!!!
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Comment by Jennifer
Made Tuesday, 13 of November , 2007 at 7:57 pm
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL! MAN I LOVE YOU!
Comment by Clint
Made Wednesday, 14 of November , 2007 at 10:10 pm
There was a period of about 1-2 months at my work where everyday one of my co-workers sent out a Chuck Norris fact. Never a dull moment with Chuck!
Comment by Spencer
Made Thursday, 6 of May , 2010 at 11:00 am
I don’t mind if you use the blog photos, just be sure you link back and give me credit. 
