Ode to Chuck Norris

Writing by Spencer on Monday, 12 of November , 2007 at 4:38 pm

I don’t know when or how it happened, but Chuck Norris is the toughest man alive! Today my friend Jess posted the link to Chuck Norris Facts and I was AMAZED at the knowledge contained on the site.

Here’s a few gems;

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

I decided to make a poster in honor of his toughness.

norrisaurus

Edit** I just saw the headline on MSN “What really killed the Dinosaurs?” DON’T THEY KNOW? It was the Chuck Norrisaurus!!!

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